REALLY COOL NICKNAMES

In the car, Monkey Boy was going through his Halloween goodies bag from school when he found a pair of fake vampire teeth. He was busy eating snacks from the goodies bag so the Girl said, “Here. Let me show you how they work.” She took the teeth and put them in her mouth. Then she took them out and handed them to Monkey Boy who promptly put them in his mouth.

“Ewww,” she said. “That’s really gross.”

Monkey Boy spit the teeth out of his mouth straight into the Girl’s hand. “AHHHHHH!”

“What happened?” I asked without turning around.

“He put the teeth in his mouth, and he was still eating crackers. Now there’s food in the teeth, and I had it in my hand,” she stated in typical pre-teenesque fashion. “Now I have to burn my hand. I’m gonna be ‘One Hand Ash.’”

“At least you’ve got a really cool nickname.”

Just getting out of the shower, the Girl says, “I find it interesting that when your skin is wet, it sticks to everything. It’s kind of sticky, but not sticky like candy or Monkey Boy’s hands…”
-Oct 26, 2016