have your people call my people

I walked into the middle of a conversation between The Girl and Monkey Boy,”…Ren you peed twice outside today,” Ash accused.
    “Yeah, so?” Ren replied.
    “Ren,” I said interrupting, “You can’t just drop trou and pee whenever and wherever you like.”
    “Why not? It was outside by the tree,” he said. It was the same tree that B pees by when he’s working outside.
    “You will need to have a conversation with your dad about it,” I said, tagging in the other parent to play this zone.
    “We can talk next Wednesday.”
    “Why next Wednesday?” I asked.
    “Because I’m free next Wednesday.”